If You Want To Write, Keep Cats.

A Man May Have Strong Humanitarian And Democratic Principles, But If He Happens To Have Been Brought Up As A Bath-taking, Shirt-changing Lover Of Fresh Air, He Will Have To Overcome Certain Physical Repugnance Before He Can Bring Himself To Put Those Principles Into Practice.

All Our Science Is Just A Cookery Book, With An Orthodox Theory Of Cooking That Nobody's Allowed To Question, And A List Of Recipes That Mustn't Be Added To Except By Special Permission From The Head Cook.

Champagne Had The Taste Of An Apple Peeled With A Steel Knife.

Consistency Is Contrary To Nature, Contrary To Life. The Only Completely Consistent People Are Dead.

In Real Life There Is No Such Person As The Average Man.