If You Want To Run As Fast

A Muscle Is Like A Car. If You Want It To Run Well Early In The Morning, You Have To Warm It Up.

I Don't Do Drugs. I Never Have Taken Any Drugs. I Don't Believe In Them.

I Used To Be Teased For The Way I Wore My Hair At School. I Used To Do Things Like Wear A Different-colored Sock On Each Leg.

People Want To Think That Staying In Shape Costs A Lot Of Money. They Couldn't Be More Wrong. It Doesn't Cost Anything To Walk. And It's Probably A Lot Cheaper To Go To The Corner Store And Buy Vegetables Than Take A Family Out For Fast Food.

I Couldn't Wait Until I Grew Up. I Used To Look At My Mom's Stockings And Put Them On With Her High Heels And Mess With My Hair.