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Pun: A Form Of Wit, To Which Wise Men Stoop And Fools Aspire

Age Is Provident Because The Less Future We Have The More We Fear It.

Rattlesnake, N. Our Prostrate Brother, "homo Ventrambulans".

Plagiarize, V. To Take The Thought Or Style Of Another Writer Whom One Has Never, Never Read.

A Less Popular Name For The Second Person Of That Delectable Newspaper Trinity, The Roomer, The Bedder, And The Mealer.