If You Want To Get The Body

I Consider Myself A Court Jester - Motivator.

I Don't Have A Lot To Offer One Person. I Have A Lot To Offer To A Lot Of People.

I Spent My Childhood Eating. The Only Exercise I Got Was Trying To Twist Off The Cap Of A Jar Of Mayonnaise.

I Never Sold Any Of Those "lose 10 Pounds Every Week" Scams. I've Not Changed My Tune In All These Years. I've Seen Everything Pass By Me, And I've Been Offered Millions Of Dollars To Put My Name On Products That Were Just Lies. And I Never Did It.

You Know, If Your Parents Didn't Have You, They'd Be Living In A Nicer Home, Driving A Mercedes-benz, With Money In The Bank And A Boat. But Noooooo. They Had To Have You! You've Got To Give Back!