If You Want To Get The Body

My Father Offered Me A Dollar For Every Pound I Would Lose As A Kid. It Didn't Work. And It Doesn't Really Work In The Long Run.

People Need The Court Jester, So I Keep That Smile On And Keep Going Out There To Do What I Do.

If Anyone's Depressed For Any Reason, Whether A Relationship Has Fallen Apart Or They're Having Money Problems, Wearing Feathered Wings And A Tutu Takes You Into A Whole Other World. A Whole New Woooooorld, A World Of Bright And Shining Stars!

I Don't Know About You, But Every Time Some Joker Points Me Out As I Walk Through An Airport Wearing Extra-small Dolfin Shorts, A Tank Top And Leg Warmers, I Get A Little Upset.

I Have 40 Pounds To Lose. It Is Not The Fault Of The Fast Food People, And Anyone Who's Trying To Sue The Fast Food Places Needs A Therapist, Not An Attorney.