If You Want To Get A Pet

I Swam At School A Lot. Long-distance Swimming In Pools, And Diving, Then When We Moved To Hastings When I Was 13 I Used To Swim In The Sea All The Time; I Loved It Out Of Season And When It Was Rough.

Who Do I Like? I Am A Big Fan Of French And Saunders - Not That That They Are Particularly Stand-up I Have To Say, But I Think They Have Been Great For Women And They Are Of Themselves Just Incredibly Funny Whether They Are Male Or Female.

I Like Reading, I Like Boring Things, And Yet I Think People For Ages Had This Image Of Me That I Was On The Tube With A Chainsaw Looking For Any Likely Candidate.

It's Actually Very Hard When You're Settled In One Place To Completely Uproot Yourself And Go.

I'm Too Nervous To Eat Before I Go Onstage, And I'll Usually Eat Out After The Performance Or When I Get Home At Midnight.