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If You Want To Be Thought A Liar, Always Tell The Truth

When They Come Downstairs From Their Ivory Towers, Idealists Are Very Apt To Walk Straight Into The Gutter.

Don't Let Young People Tell You Their Aspirations; When They Drop Them They Will Drop You.

Self-respecting People Do Not Care To Peep At Their Reflections In Unexpected Mirrors, Or To See Themselves As Others See Them.

The World Is Not Unkind, And Reprobates Are Worse Than Their Reputations.