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I Like Wet Hair And Sweatpants. I Like Sneakers And Ponytails.

Are You Kidding Me? It's Insane That Civil Rights Are Being Denied People In This Day And Age. It's Embarrassing, And It's Heartbreaking. It Goes Without Saying That I'm Completely In Support Of Gay Marriage. In 10 Years We'll Be Ashamed That This Was An Issue.

I Can Handle The Craziness Some Of The Time, Maybe Most Of The Time. But I Know I Can't Handle It All Of The Time.

Dressing A Baby Is Like Putting An Octopus Into A String Bag, Making Sure None Of The Arms Hang Out.

I Like Girls Who Are Self-deprecating. I Like Girls Who Make Fun Of Themselves. If You Can't Poke Fun At Yourself, What Are You? I Just Want Someone With A Good Soul. That's About It. The Rest I'm Really Flexible On.