If You Want Creative Workers, Give Them

Telling People How To Be Creative Is Easy - Being Creative Is Difficult.

I've Always Called Myself A Writer/performer, Not An Actor Because I Basically Write What I Perform.

I Want To Write A Book Which Is The History Of Comedy.

I Was Always A Sports Nut But I've Lost Interest Now In Whether One Bunch Of Mercenaries In North London Is Going To Beat Another Bunch Of Mercenaries From West London.

If Life Were Fair, Dan Quayle Would Be Making A Living Asking 'do You Want Fries With That?'