If You Start With Character, You Probably

[w]hen The Coyote Falls, He Gets Up And Brushes Himself Off; It's Preservation Of Dignity. He's Humiliated, And It Worries Him When He Ends Up Looking Like An Accordion. A Coyote Isn't Much, But It's Better Than Being An Accordion.

If You Make A Fool Of Yourself In Front Of A Cat, He Will Sneer At You, If You Are Sober; He Will Leave The Room If You Are Drunk. If You Make A Fool Of Yourself In Front A Dog, He Will Make A Fool Of Himself, Too.

The Road Is Better Than The Inn.

Often Anxiety Is The Hand Maiden Of Creativity.

Human Beings Will Line Up For Miles To Buy A Bucket Of Catastrophes, But Don't Try Selling Sunshine And Light - You'll Go Broke.