If You Stand Still Long Enough, You'll

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me. Everything I've Done Ends Up Working In My Favor. Even When I Make Mistakes And People Exploit My Mistakes On Television Or On The Internet, And They Use It To Make Fun Of Me, It's Just Kind Of Working In My Favor At The End. It's Really Strange.

If You're Not In The Game, You Can't Hit A Home Run.

Ninety-nine Percent Of People Now Call Me The Hoff - And It's Out Of Respect.

My Web Site Is So Fresh. The Paint Is Still Wet, But Stay Tuned, Because I Have Lots Of Personal Things, Specifically About What Is Happening Day-to-day, That I Will Keep Updating Daily.

All I Want To Do Is Be Onstage. A Performer Needs To Perform.