If You Stand Still Long Enough, You'll

There Are Many Dying Children Out There Whose Last Wish Is To Meet Me.

I Think That Without Sushi There Would Be No David Hasselhoff, Because Sushi Is Like The Perfect Way Of Describing The Insides Of David Hasselhoff. He Is Like A Protein, Clean And Easy. That's How I Feel About Myself.

In A Cornball Way, I Think Being A Celebrity Is About Making A Difference, Too.

Failure Usually Works For Me In The End.

I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac With A Deep Voice And The Most Amazing Pecs.