If You Stand Still Long Enough, You'll

I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac With A Deep Voice And The Most Amazing Pecs.

I Once Didn't Work Out For Six Weeks. It Took Me For Ever To Get The Weight Off.

If You Stand Still Long Enough, You'll Get Stuck.

I Have A Guinness Book Of World Records Entry As The Most-watched Person On Television; Now I Have A New Entry As The Only Man Who Has A Crab Named After Him.

There Are Many Dying Children Out There Whose Last Wish Is To Meet Me.