If You Show Up In L.a. With

My Family Would Be Supportive If I Said I Wanted To Be A Martian, Wear Only Banana Skins, Make Love To Ashtrays, And Eat Tree Bark.

In New York, As Long As You're Not Peeing In Someone's Doorway, Everyone Thinks You're A Gentleman.

When You Consider The Many Ways In Which People Have To Make A Living Every Day When They Wake Up, I Figure That Eating 20 Eggs Isn't That Bad.

For People Who Have... Had Curve Balls Thrown At Them, It Is Easier To Digest Change And Digest Change In Other People. Change Only Scares The Small-minded. The Small-minded And Me.

You Sleep With People All The Time That You Hate.