If I Can't See The Humor In

In New York, As Long As You're Not Peeing In Someone's Doorway, Everyone Thinks You're A Gentleman.

When People Ask Me Why I Don't Eat Meat Or Any Other Animal Products, I Say, 'because They Are Unhealthy And They Are The Product Of A Violent And Inhumane Industry.'

When You're The Guy Behind The Camera, You're Aware Of The Reasons For The Compromises Or The Changes That Get Made. As An Actor, You Go And Do Your Thing, And Someone Else Down The Line Then Does All The Math And Goes, "we Can't Include That Thing Where He's Pretending To Be Dumb And Needling Those People, Because It Takes A Minute And A Half, And It Ruins The Next Scene. It Doesn't Make Sense." If You're Directing, You're The One Doing That.

I Moved Out To La, Got An Agent, Started Auditioning. I Didn't Know Anything About How It Worked. And Since I Was Really Bad, Luckily, I Didn't Get Any Of Those Parts.

When You Consider The Many Ways In Which People Have To Make A Living Every Day When They Wake Up, I Figure That Eating 20 Eggs Isn't That Bad.