If I Can't See The Humor In

I Have A Very Bad Relationship With Mice.

I Moved Out To La, Got An Agent, Started Auditioning. I Didn't Know Anything About How It Worked. And Since I Was Really Bad, Luckily, I Didn't Get Any Of Those Parts.

When You're The Guy Behind The Camera, You're Aware Of The Reasons For The Compromises Or The Changes That Get Made. As An Actor, You Go And Do Your Thing, And Someone Else Down The Line Then Does All The Math And Goes, "we Can't Include That Thing Where He's Pretending To Be Dumb And Needling Those People, Because It Takes A Minute And A Half, And It Ruins The Next Scene. It Doesn't Make Sense." If You're Directing, You're The One Doing That.

Sometimes In The Middle Of A Presidential Campaign, There's A Political Movie, And People Are Sick Of Hearing About Politics, And They Don't Want To See That Movie. They'd Rather See "godzilla."

I Have Friends Who Remember Seeing Fish Hauled Onto A Boat's Deck And Beaten To Death.