If I Can't See The Humor In

For People Who Have... Had Curve Balls Thrown At Them, It Is Easier To Digest Change And Digest Change In Other People. Change Only Scares The Small-minded. The Small-minded And Me.

I Like To Just Keep The Land Within Sight. Nowadays They Can Tell You If There's A Storm Three Days Out. So It's Not Much Of A Concern. But I've Never Been A Big Boat Person. I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time At Sea.

My Family Would Be Supportive If I Said I Wanted To Be A Martian, Wear Only Banana Skins, Make Love To Ashtrays, And Eat Tree Bark.

After I Left La... It Was Like Waking Up. And So I Moved Back East And Stopped Auditioning.

Sometimes In The Middle Of A Presidential Campaign, There's A Political Movie, And People Are Sick Of Hearing About Politics, And They Don't Want To See That Movie. They'd Rather See "godzilla."