If I Can't See The Humor In

In New York, As Long As You're Not Peeing In Someone's Doorway, Everyone Thinks You're A Gentleman.

If You Show Up In L.a. With Your Shirt Inside Out Or Socks Mismatched, People Start Putting Change In Your Cup.

Great Books Don't Make Great Movies. There's Too Much Information In There.

I Moved Out To La, Got An Agent, Started Auditioning. I Didn't Know Anything About How It Worked. And Since I Was Really Bad, Luckily, I Didn't Get Any Of Those Parts.

I Have A Very Bad Relationship With Mice.