If You’re Not Crazy There’s Something Wrong

When I Started Counting My Blessings, My Whole Life Turned Around.

Well, It's A Bloody Mary Morning, My Baby Left Without Warning.

When I Would Sell Encyclopedias, I Would Drive Down The Road Looking For A House With A Swing Set In The Back, And I'd Say, "oh, Those Folks Got Kids. They Need Some Books." I'd Knock On Their Door And Sell Them A Set Of Encyclopedias, And Those Books Were From $300 To $600. I'd Look Around The House, And If There Wasn't That Much Furniture In The House, I Felt A Little Bad About Selling A $600 Set Of Books To People Who Couldn't Afford A Couch. So I Didn't Last At That Job Very Long.

When I Left Nashville I Went To Texas Because That's Where I Came From, And Because I Was Playing In Texas A Lot In Different Places. And I Saw Hippies And Rednecks Drinking Beer Together And Smoking Dope Together And Having A Good Time Together And I Knew It Was Possible To Get All Groups Of People Together - Long Hair, Short Hair, No Hair - And Music Would Bring Them Together.

I Think It Is Just Terrible And Disgusting How Everyone Has Treated Lance Armstrong, Especially After What He Achieved Winning Seven Tour De France Races While On Drugs......when I Was On Drugs I Couldn't Even Find My Bike.