I Smoke Pot Every Day, And I

My First Job Was In A Bohemian Polka Band, The Rejcek Family Polka Band In Abbott. The Old Man In The Band Had Another Blacksmith Shop In Abbott, But He Liked Me. All He Had Was Horns And Drums, And I Was Set Up Over There With My Little Guitar With No Amps Or Nothing. I Would Play As Loud As I Wanted To, And Nobody Could Hear Me.

Well The Country Songs Themselves Are Three-chord Stories, Ballads Which Are Mostly Sad. If You Are Already Feeling Sorry For Yourself When You Listen To Them They Will Take You To An Even Sadder Place.

How Would You Like To Bite That In The Ass, Develop Lock Jaw And Be Dragged To Death?

If You've Made Your Own Hell, Then Only You Have The Power To Escape It.

I'm Drowning In Whiskey River.