If You Lose Who You Are, What

Comedians Have A Huge Carte Blanche And The Ability To Get Away With Saying A Lot Of Things.

Sometimes I Like To Get Drunk And Buy Things On The Internet, And Then I Wake Up The Next Day And Find 'em On My Doorstep, And It's Like Christmas. I Get Excited.

When You're In A Relationship, If You Just Break It Down To Regular Terms, People Are Attracted To Something, And That's What They Want You To Be, And That's What You Should Just Be, And For Me, It's Very Simple - If I Meet A Girl And I Say, 'this Is What I Like About You. Just Continue. Every Day'

I'm Thinking About Entering A Marilyn Manson Costume Contest To See If I Lose.

When All Of Your Wishes Are Granted, Many Of Your Dreams Will Be Destroyed.