If You Live Long Enough, Sooner Or

Save The Trees, Save The Bees, Save The Whales, Save Those Snails.

Writing Books Isn't A Drastic Departure From Writing For The Stage. I've Always Written In The Long Format, Five, Eight, 10-minute Pieces Rather Than One-liners, So Since Writing Books, The Process Hasn't Changed Much. A Piece In My Live Routine Can End Up As Part Of One Of My Hbo Specials, And It Can Also End Up In One Of The Books.

I Never Joined The Boy Scouts. I Don't Trust Any Organization That Has A Handbook.

The Truth Is, Pavlov's Dog Trained Pavlov To Ring This Bell Just Before The Dog Salivated.

People Who See Life As Anything More Than Pure Entertainment Are Missing The Point.