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If You Live In A Place That You Perceive To Be A Crowded Place, You Appreciate Government; You See It As This Thing That Protects You Against Crime, That Keeps Order, That Makes Sure That Nobody Puts A Massage Parlor Next To Your House, That Keeps Other People's Dogs From Pooping On The Sidewalk.
-Gail Collins
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If You Live In A Place That

Gail Collins
If You Live In A Place That You Perceive To Be A Crowded Place, You Appreciate Government; You See It As This Thing That Protects You Against Crime, That Keeps Order, That Makes Sure That Nobody Puts A Massage Parlor Next To Your House, That Keeps Other People's Dogs From Pooping On The Sidewalk.
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