If You Keep Marrying As I Do,

My Sister Is A Very Peculiar Lady. When We Were Young, I Wasn't Allowed To Talk To Her Friends. Now I'm Not Allowed To Talk To Her Children, Nor Are They Permitted To See Me. This Is The Nature Of The Lady. Doesn't Bother Me At All.

Marriage, As An Institution, Is As Dead As The Dodo Bird.

The Theater Audience Is The Ultimate Teacher, Instructing The Actor On The Degree To Which He Has Executed Both The Author's And The Director's Intent.

You Know, I've Had A Helluva Life. Not Just The Acting Part. I've Flown In An International Balloon Race. I've Piloted My Own Plane. I've Ridden To The Hounds. I've Done A Lot Of Exciting Things.

One Puzzling Thing About Men -- They Allow Their Sex Instinct To Drive Them To Where Their Intelligence Never Would Take Them.