If You Jot Down Every Silly Thought

The Head Never Rules The Heart, But Just Becomes Its Partner In Crime.

I'm Glad I Don't Have To Explain To A Man From Mars Why Each Day I Set Fire To Dozens Of Little Pieces Of Paper, And Then Put Them In My Mouth.

People Keep Telling Us About Their Love Affairs, When What We Really Want To Know Is How Much Money They Make And How They Manage On It.

Life Is A Mixed Blessing, Which We Vainly Try To Unmix.

Few Women Care What A Man Looks Like, And A Good Thing Too.