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One Of The Great Things With Comedy Is That There's No Such Thing As A Mediocre Comedy; It's Either Uproarious Or Crap. That's The Problem.

I Regard The Theater As A Woman I Loved Dearly Who Treated Me Like Dirt.

I Usually Control The Environment I'm In, But My Control Is Very Quiet And Subtle.

I'm Not A Betting Man, And Even If I Was, I Certainly Wouldn't Bet On This! I Would Not Bet On The Best Actor.

I Just Try To Play More And More Difficult Roles.