If You Have A Big Enough Dictionary,

As Americans We Must Always Remember That We All Have A Common Enemy, An Enemy That Is Dangerous, Powerful, And Relentless. I Refer, Of Course, To The Federal Government.

Camping Is Nature's Way Of Promoting The Motel Business.

I Would Rather Undergo A Vasectomy Via Weed Whacker Than Attend An Opera.

In The Words Of A Very Famous Dead Person, 'a Nation That Does Not Know Its History Is Doomed To Do Poorly On The Scholastic Aptitude Test.

The Main Accomplishment Of Almost All Organized Protests Is To Annoy People Who Are Not In Them.