If You Go Out For A Drink,

With My Recovery Programme, I Have To Do A Daily Inventory Of How My Day Has Been. I Am Terribly Dyslexic And Have Attention Deficit Disorder, So I Have To Carry A Tape Recorder Everywhere I Go.

When You Get To 60, The Word "retirement" Comes In On Every Conversation.

I Don't Want To Be A Hero, I Don't Want To Ever Let You Down.

I Like The Word F-k. F-king Deal With It And Move On To The First F-king Question You Have.

I Don’t Know Whose Brilliant Idea That Was, But It Wasn’t Mine, That’s For Sure.