If You Give People A Chance, They

Who Discovered We Could Get Milk From Cows, And What Did He Think He Was Doing At The Time?

Whenever I Wear Something Expensive It Looks Stolen.

I Still Do My Comedy And My Performance Stuff And My Acting So It's Not All-consuming. But I Do Find Myself Drawing More And More These Days.

A Fart Is Just Your Arse Applauding.

Politically Correct Is The Language Of Cowardice.