If You Expect Me To Believe That

Almost Anything Can Be Improved With The Addition Of Bacon.

The Goliath Corporation Was To Altruism What Genghis Khan Was To Soft Furnishings.

The Cleanest Souls Are The Easiest To Soil.

...the Landscape Inside Lord Of The Rings Was So Stunning And So Stupendous That It Could Be Absorbed As A Form Of Nourishment.

If It Weren't For Greed, Intolerance, Hate, Passion And Murder, You Would Have No Works Of Art, No Great Buildings, No Medical Science, No Mozart, No Van Gough, No Muppets And No Louis Armstrong.