Every Book Should Have A Romance.

Her Majesty Is One Verb Short Of A Sentence.

If Only Life Were That Simple; If One Could Jump To The Good Parts And Flick Through The Bad.

I Got Oedipus Off The Incest Charge--technicality, Of Course--he Didn't Know It Was His Mother At The Time.

I Also Read About Heathcliff's Unexpected Three-year Career In Hollywood Under The Name Buck Stallion And His Eventual Return To The Pages Of Wuthering Heights.

The Cucumber And The Tomato Are Both Fruit; The Avocado Is A Nut. To Assist With The Dietary Requirements Of Vegetarians, On The First Tuesday Of The Month A Chicken Is Officially A Vegetable.