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In Most Agencies, Account Executives Outnumber The Copywriters Two To One. If You Were A Dairy Farmer, Would You Employ Twice As Many Milkers As You Had Cows?

I Was Doing A Campaign Once For A Manufacturer, And I Couldn't Think Of An Ideas, And I Was Kind Of Desperate About It. The Night Before I Had To Show Something To My Client I Had A Dream, An Interesting Dream. I Woke Up And For Once In My Life I Wrote It Down And Went Back To Sleep Next Morning I Went To The Office And Had That Dream Out Into A Tv Commercial Which Is Still Running Thirty Years After And Which Has Made That Particular Product The Leader In Its Field.

I Have An Inviolable Rule Against Employing Nepots And Spouses, Because They Breed Politics. Whenever Two People Get Married, One Of Them Must Depart - Preferably The Female, To Look After The Baby.

I Have A Theory That The Best Ads Come From Personal Experience. Some Of The Good Ones I Have Done Have Really Come Out Of The Real Experience Of My Life, And Somehow This Has Come Over As True And Valid And Persuasive.

The Worst Fault A Salesman Can Commit Is To Be A Bore. Foster Any Attempt To Talk About Other Things; The Longer You Stay The Better You Get To Know The Prospect, And The More You Will Be Trusted.