If You Don't Write The Book, The

That's The Ultimate Pornography. There's Nothing More Pornographic Than Glorifying War.

Every Novel Begins With The Speculative Question, What If "x" Happened? That's How You Start.

If You Don't Write The Book, The Book Ain't Gonna Get Written.

Anti-catholicism Is The Last Respectable Prejudice. You Can't Hate Black People Anymore, Of Course, And You Can't Hate Homosexuals Anymore, But You Can Hate All The Catholics You Want.

I Am A Politician Which Means I Am A Liar And A Crook. When I Am Not Kissing Babies I Am Stealing Their Lollypops.