If You Don't Watch Your Figure, You'll

People Who Say That Money Isn't The Most Important Thing In The World Are Usually Broke.

Things There Are No Solution To: Inflation, Bureaucracy & Dandruff.

It's Never Too Late To Learn.

People Who Stare Deserve The Looks They Get.

What's An Expert? I Read Somewhere, That The More A Man Knows, The More He Knows, He Doesn't Know. So I Suppose One Definition Of An Expert Would Be Someone Who Doesn't Admit Out Loud That He Knows Enough About A Subject To Know He Doesn't Really Know How Much.