A Little Reciprocity Goes A Long Way.

It's More Fun To Arrive A Conclusion Than To Justify It.

It Doesn't Take Much Of A Rule To Measure A Mean Man.

What About The Poor Salesman Who Is Calling Into The Office From The Corner Saloon Instead Of The Home Sickbed He Claims He Is In?

If You Don't Know What To Do With Many Of The Papers Piled On Your Desk, Stick A Dozen Colleagues Initials On Them And Pass Them Along. When In Doubt, Route.

I Made My Money The Old-fashioned Way. I Was Very Nice To A Wealthy Relative Right Before He Died.