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It Looks Like Rudy Giuliani Is Out Of The Race. Finally, A Republican With An Exit Strategy.

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President Obama And House Speaker John Boehner Have Agreed To Play A Round Of Golf Together. Imagine The Two Of Them At The End Of That Golf Game? Boehner Will Be Crying Over His Score And Obama Will Be Giving Three Explanations As To Why His Score Is Actually Better Than It Appears.

Martha Stewart Was Found Guilty On All Charges. You Know What That Means, Stripes Are In This Year.

According To A New Survey, 90% Of Men Say Their Lover Is Also Their Best Friend. Which Is Really Kind Of Disturbing When You Consider Man's Best Friend Is His Dog.