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It's Our Mortality That Terrifies Us, Because What We're Really Seeking Is Immortality - That Is, After All, A Fool's Errand.

Dogs Have Given Us Their Absolute All. We Are The Center Of Their Universe. We Are The Focus Of Their Love And Faith And Trust. They Serve Us In Return For Scraps. It Is Without A Doubt The Best Deal Man Has Ever Made.

It Looks Like A Miniature Hippopotamus With Badly-fitting Panty Hose All Over.

Who Can Go To A Rodeo And Then Criticize The Hunter? ... An Expertly Placed Bullet Would Be The Best Gift A Rodeo Horse Could Receive.

I Always Thought That My Canine Family Tended To View Me As The Funny-looking Two-legged Dog Who Runs The Can Opener.