If You Don't Know, It's Not Always

He Who Says He Never Needs Help, Most Does.

If You Have A Job Without Aggravations, You Don't Have A Job.

Several Weeks Of Summer Vacation In The Thirties I Spent Working At $15 A Week In The Forbes Office.... I Worked In The Mail Cage, Where Envelopes Were Slit And Subscription Payments Extracted. Dad Used To Come Pounding Down The Office Aisle And Pause Long Enough To Ask, How Much Today? Inevitably The Answer Was Inadequate-except Once. That Day The Controller Said Excitedly, Mr. Forbes, The Ledger Shows A Slight Profit This Month! ... My Father Turned To Him And Said, Young Man, I Don't Give A Damn What Your Books Show. Do We Have Any Money In The Bank?

Sm Is An Abbreviation Of Both Stock Market And Sadomasochism-- And There Are Those Who Think They Are One And The Same.

The Top People Of The Biggest Companies Are, Surprisingly, Often The Nicest Ones In Their Company I'm Not Sure, Though, If They Got There Because They Were Good Guys Or That They're Now Good Guys Because They Can Afford To Be.