If You Don't Have The Time To

The Only [working] Ritual Is Making Tea. I Use The Loose Leaves And Drink It By The Gallon.

Ninety-eight Percent Of What Goes On In People's Heads Is None Of Their Smucking Business.

Don't Give Me What I Ask For, Give Me What I Need.

Battles That Last Five Minutes Spawn Legends That Live A Thousand Years.

Somebody Asked Somerset Maugham About His Place In The Pantheon Of Writers, And He Said, "i'm In The Very Front Row Of The Second Rate." I'm Sort Of Haunted By That.