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I'm Not Elitist. I Like To Do Crowd-pleasing Stuff Which Is A Bit Smart, But Is Just About Belly Laughs.

Guide Dogs For The Blind. It's Cruel Really, Isn't It? Getting A Dog To Lead A Man Round All Day. Not Fair On Either Of Them.

I Think It's Always Funny When You See Kids Do Shakespeare. When I Was At School, I Was In Hamlet. I Played Claudius, Who's Supposed To Be A 60-year-old Man, And I Was Like 18. It's Inherently Ridiculous Seeing 18-year-old Boys With Gray Beards. That's Always Funny.

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I Think It's Always Funny When You See Kids Do Shakespeare.