If You Can't Trust Your Coke Dealer,

I’ll Always Be Doing Stand-up As Long As People Are Still Interested In Seeing Me.

I Love People Who Have Such Passion For Complete Nonsense.

Who's The President On The $100 Bill? I Don't Know. I Don't Need To Know Because I Don't Use Cash. I Only Use Travelers Checks.

We're Doing A Bunch Of Shoots With Kids About The Election, About Politics, About Racism. I Like To Talk About Heavy Topics With Kids Because You Find Out What Their Parents Are Feeding Them At Home, And Then You Find Out Their Quick Reactions To Things. It's So Refreshing When Kids Are So Honest.

Women Don't Have To Be Jealous Of Other Women.