If You Can't Slam With The Best,

Everything Gets Blamed On The Clintons, Every Single Thing In This World. I Think Bill Clinton Shot Jfk, Too.

I Have Nothing Against Old People; I Want To Be One Myself One Day.

I Want To Be A Politician. I Think I Understand How The System Works, I Think A Lot Of Politicians Are Corrupt, And It's About Time We Put Some People In There Who Are Going To Look Out For The Majority Of The People Instead Of The Rich People.

Sometimes I Have To Criticize Guys To Try To Make It Fun, I Mean, I'm Out There Trying To Bust Other People. I Want All These Guys To Do Well, But When They Do Something Stupid Or Don't Play Well, I Try Not To Kill 'em, I Try To Make 'em Laugh A Little Bit.

Kids Are Great. That's One Of The Best Things About Our Business, All The Kids You Get To Meet. It's A Shame They Have To Grow Up To Be Regular People And Come To The Games And Call You Names.