If You Can't Slam With The Best,

Everybody In New York Thinks The Knicks Are Playboy Bunnies, And I Have Been Telling Them For Years The Knicks Are A Rabbit. They're Closer To A Playboy Bunny This Year But For The Last Few Years These Guys Are Like, 'we Have A Really Good Team!' And I Say, 'you Really Think That?' And I Say, 'no, They Don't.' But This Is The Best Team They've Had In A While.

I Don't Think Of Myself As Giving Interviews. I Just Have Conversations. That Gets Me In Trouble.

If Somebody Hits You With An Object You Should Beat The Hell Out Of Them.

You Got To Believe In Yourself. Hell, I Believe I'm The Best-looking Guy In The World And I Might Be Right.

If Michael Jordan Was A Damn Plumber, He Couldn't Get A Date. Any Guy Got $500 Million Looks Good.