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There Is One Thing I Have Never Taught My Body How To Do And That Is To Figure Out At 6 A.m. What It Wants To Eat At 6 P.m.

Pregnancy Is The Only Time In A Woman's Life She Can Help God Work A Miracle.

In Two Decades I've Lost A Total Of 789 Pounds. I Should Be Hanging From A Charm Bracelet.

After Age Twelve, Birthdays Should Be As Private As Hernia Surgery.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That's What You're Looking For, Go Live With A Car Battery.