If You Can't Annoy Somebody, There Is

Nice Things Are Nicer Than Nasty Ones.

I've Been Trying To Write For As Long As I Can Remember. But Those First Fifteen Years Didn't Produce Much Of Great Interest. I Mean, It Embarrasses Me Very Much To Look Back On My Early Poems--very Few Lines Of Any Merit At All And Lots Of Affectation. But There Were Quite A Lot Of Them. That's A Point In One's Favor.

I Sometimes Feel That More Lousy Dishes Are Presented Under The Banner Of Pate Than Any Other.

Whatever Part Drink May Play In The Writer's Life, It Must Play None In His Or Her Work.

Sex Stops When You Pull Up Your Pants, Love Never Lets You Go.