If You Can't Annoy Somebody, There Is

He Was Of The Faith Chiefly In The Sense That The Church He Currently Did Not Attend Was Catholic.

Twentieth Century Music Is Like Paedophilia. No Matter How Persuasively And Persistently Its Champions Urge Their Cause, It Will Never Be Accepted By The Public At Large, Who Will Continue To Regard It With Incomprehension, Outrage And Repugnance.

I Was Never An Angry Young Man. I Am Angry Only When I Hit My Thumb With A Hammer.

Nice Things Are Nicer Than Nasty Ones.

Yevgeny Yevtushenko: 'you Atheist?' "kingsley Amis: 'well, Yes, But It's More That I Hate Him.