If You Can't Annoy Somebody, There Is

It Is No Wonder That People Are So Horrible When They Start Life As Children.

Outside Every Fat Man There Is An Even Fatter Man Trying To Close In.

If There's One Word That Sums Up Everything That's Gone Wrong Since The War, It's Workshop. After Youth, That Is.

How Wrong People Always Were When They Said: 'it's Better To Know The Worst Than Go On Not Knowing Either Way.' No; They Had It Exactly The Wrong Way Round. Tell Me The Truth, Doctor, I'd Sooner Know. But Only If The Truth Is What I Want To Hear.

Misprize Common Sense At Your Peril Is My Motto.