If You Can't Annoy Somebody, There Is

How Wrong People Always Were When They Said: 'it's Better To Know The Worst Than Go On Not Knowing Either Way.' No; They Had It Exactly The Wrong Way Round. Tell Me The Truth, Doctor, I'd Sooner Know. But Only If The Truth Is What I Want To Hear.

Politics Is A Thing That Only The Unsophisticated Can Really Go For.

Being American Is, I Think, A Very Difficult Thing In Art, Because All The Elements Are European.

Hangover Cure: Rigorous Sex, Hydration, Hot Bath, Then "go Up For Half An Hour In An Open Aeroplane. (needless To Say, With A Non-hungover Person At The Controls)."

Whatever Part Drink May Play In The Writer's Life, It Must Play None In His Or Her Work.