If You Can Tell Anyone About It,

Neurotics Think Of The Past With Resentment, And The Future With Dread; The Present Just Doesn't Exist.

A First-rate Marriage Is Like A First-rate Hotel: Expensive, But Worth It.

Every Creature Stalks Some Other, Catches It, And Is Caught.

Each Day, The American Housewife Turns Toward Television As Toward A Lover. She Feels Guilty About It, And Well She Might, For He's Covered With Warts And Is Only After Her Money.

Neurotic Quarrels Always Have The Same Theme-song: Hate Me And Get It Over With.