If You Can Make A Girl Laugh,

A Career Is A Wonderful Thing, But You Can't Snuggle Up To It At Night.

The Chief Drawback With Men Is That They Are Too Talkative.

Being A Sex Symbol Is A Heavy Load To Carry, Especially When One Is Tired, Hurt And Bewildered.

But Square-cut Or Pear-shaped, These Rocks Don't Lose Their Shape. Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend.

I Want The World To See My Body.