If You Can Make A Girl Laugh,

The Trouble With Censors Is That They Worry If A Girl Has Cleavage. They Ought To Worry If She Hasn't Any.

My Public Is Growing Up Just As I Am. After All, I'm Not 19 Anymore And If I Stick With The Sex Bit, Who Will Be Paying To See Me When I'm 50?

The Truth Is, I've Never Fooled Anyone. I've Let Men Sometimes Fool Themselves.

Wise Girls Kiss But Never Love, Listen But Never Believe, And Leave Befor They Are Left.

I Have Always Felt Comfortable In Blue Jeans. I Have Found It Interesting, However, That People Also Whistle At Blue Jeans. I Have To Admit That I Like Mine To Fit. There's Nothing I Hate Worse Than Baggy Blue Jeans.