If You Can Keep Your Son Off

If Poor People Knew How Rich Rich People Are, There Would Be Riots In The Streets.

I Want My Name To Be A Brand In Comedy. I Hope My Name Stands For Comedic Excellence.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.

I Think My Best Work Is When I'm Kind Of In Charge.

You Want To Track Hollywood Careers, Look In The Real Estate Section. You See A Guy Buy A House That Costs $6 Million, And You Can Literally Start Counting The Days Until He Starts Doing Crappy Movies.