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Law Number Xv: The Last 10 Percent Of Performance Generates One-third Of The Cost And Two-thirds Of The Problems.

The Optimum Committee Has No Members.

Although Most Products Will Soon Be Too Costly To Purchase, There Will Be A Thriving Market In The Sale Of Books On How To Fix Them.

Law Number Xxxix: Never Promise To Complete Any Project Within Six Months Of The End Of The Year, In Either Direction.

Law Number L: The Average Regulation Has A Life Span One-fifth As Long As A Chimpanzee's And One-tenth As Long As A Human's, But Four Times As Long As The Official's Who Created It.