If You Break 100, Watch Your Golf.

My Life Isn't That Dramatic. My Dad Really Loves Me, He Just Can't Talk On The Phone. He's Too Crippled And Shy, And That's Almost Harder. He's There And He Loves Me, And I Try And Try And Try, It's Just Impossible To Have A Relationship.

A Teacher Is A Person Who Used To Think He Liked Children.

No One Was Jumping Up And Saying, 'yeah, Let Me Give You Money.' I Had Never Held A Camera In My Hand - A Home Video Camera, Nothing. I Had Not Directed.

A Psychiatrist Is A Fellow Who Asks You A Lot Of Expensive Questions Your Wife Asks For Nothing.

I Think, Ultimately, Looking Back Now, Acting Wasn't Satisfying Me 100%.