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Remember What Being An Adult Is: It Has Nothing To Do With Money Or Awards.

Two Little Mice Fell In A Bucket Of Cream. The First Mouse Quickly Gave Up And Drowned. The Second Mouse, Wouldn't Quit. He Struggled So Hard That Eventually He Churned That Cream Into Butter And Crawled Out. Gentlemen, As Of This Moment, I Am That Second Mouse.

Why Do The Yankees Always Win? The Other Team Can't Stop Looking At The Pinstripes.

Every Case Involving Cybercrime That I've Been Involved In, I've Never Found A Master Criminal Sitting Somewhere In Russia Or Hong Kong Or Beijing. It Always Ends Up That Somebody At The Company Did Something They Weren't Supposed To Do. They Read An Email, Went To A Website They Weren't Supposed To.

I Stole Every Nickel And Blew It On Fine Threads, Luxurious Lodgings, Fantastic Foxes, And Other Sensual Goodies. I Partied In Every Capital In Europe And Basked On All The World's Most Famous Beaches.