If You Are Pissing People Off, You

Michael Jackson Plays The Wounded Puppy Very Well. 'i Must Be The Loneliest Man In The World'. Well, You're Not A Man. And The Loneliness Is Self Inflicted, So Sod Off You Pathetic Puerile Pimp. I Wonder What Color His Willy Is.

I Never Wore A Studded Leather Jacket, Y'know. Ne-va! If I Had Had The Money I Wouldn't Have Spent It On Shit Like That.

All The Things That You Would Have Thought Would Have Made Me A Professional A1 Criminal... Wrong. I Decided That Was Too Lazy And Easy, And Because Of The Way British Society Is, Quite Frankly You Were Denied An Education, So I Got One Of My Own.

I Don't Tolerate Liars. When Somebody Lies To Me, That's Really, Like, Just Unbearable.

When I Write, My Brain Moves Faster Than My Hands So I'm Always Trying To Picture Things.