If I'm Left To My Own Devices,

I Showed What I Can Do With Butter, Right? Eighty-five Percent Increase In Sales. I'm Very Proud Of Them Country Life Ads. They Were Funny And Clever And Classy Like The Toblerone Ads I Grew Up With.

It's No Good Being Nice And Young And Naive. There's No Good In That At All. You've Got To Do It All Yourself, And You've Gotta Learn Quick. And You Can't Look For Sympathy Either.

People Don't Like Other Poor People, And Rather Than Blame The People That Make You All Poor, You Blame Each Other.

If You Can Sort Out Why You Feel The Way You Do Then You Might Be In Better Shape To Meet Your Maker.

The Only Notes That Matter Come In A Wad