If You Are Living The Dream, How

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

By 78 You've Done Everything You're Going To Do. If You Haven't Bungee-jumped By The Time You're 78 You're Not Going To Do It.

Parrots Have Gone A Bit Quiet Since Pirates Have Gone.

The Problem I Have With All This Religion Stuff Is That I Can't Relate To It. I Think Most People Got Into 'cos It Gave Them Something To Do On A Sunday, But Since All The Shops Are Now Open It Isn't Required As Much.

Stop Looking At The Walls, Look Out The Window.