If You Are Leaping A Ravine, The

If Life Were Fair, Dan Quayle Would Be Making A Living Asking 'do You Want Fries With That?'

And Now For Something Completely Different...

All Humour Is Critical, You Know? You Make Stupid Jokes. I Mean, Stupidity Is An Infirmity, Isn't It?

The Really Good Idea Is Always Traceable Back Quite A Long Way, Often To A Not Very Good Idea Which Sparked Off Another Idea That Was Only Slightly Better, Which Somebody Else Misunderstood In Such A Way That They Then Said Something Which Was Really Rather Interesting.

My Views Are Heretical To People Who Believe In Political Correctness.