If You Are Going To Wait For

I've Had So Many Rebirths, I Should Come With My Own Midwife By Now.

Sometimes I Feel Like An Old Hooker.

You Make Good Coffee . . . You're A Slob, But You Make Good Coffee.

I Don't Need A Man. But I'm Happier With One. I Like To Have Someone I Can Touch And Squeeze And Kiss. But I Don't Fold Up And Die If I Don't Have A Man Around.

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