If You Are Going To Wait For

So Okay, I Don't Want To Be A Traitor To My Generation And All, But I Don't Get How Guys Dress Today. I Mean, Come On, It Looks Like They Just Fell Out Of Bed And Put On Some Baggy Pants And Take Their Greasy Hair-ew!-and Cover It Up With A Backwards Cap And Like, We're Expected To Swoon? I Don't Think So.

I Never Read In School. I Got Really Bad Grades-d's And F's And C's In Some Classes, And A's And B's In Other Classes. In The Second Week Of The 11th Grade, I Just Quit. When I Was In School, It Was Really Difficult. Almost Everything I Learned, I Had To Learn By Listening. My Report Cards Always Said That I Was Not Living Up To My Potential.

Younger Men Are More Supportive And A Lot Less Demanding, And They Also Have More Time For Their Relationships.

I'm Scared To Death Of Being Poor. It's Like A Fat Girl Who Loses 500 Pounds But Is Always Fat Inside. I Grew Up Poor And Will Always Feel Poor Inside. It's My Pet Paranoia.

I Am The Girl Who Everyone Said Was Never Going Anywhere. I Guess I Shocked A Few People.